It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's.... James Bond?

Another stellar conversation from my AP students today:

AP Student 1: So what is this movie SKYFALL about? Why are people so excited for it?

AP Student 2: It is another Superman movie. Skyfall.... because he can fly. DUH! 

Me: No, it is a James Bond movie with Daniel Craig.

AP Student 1: How come he is British? I mean, if you are going to have a hot, badass person shouldn't he be American?

AP Student 2: Bond is a British secret agent. DUH!

AP Student 1: Yah, well, that is stupid because British people are lame. Mrs. Carey, where is Britain anyway? Is it like, an important place?

Me: Shakes head in disgust and walks away... Future of America right here I think to myself.